When your favourite influencer suddenly drops two dress sizes and blames it on “discipline and hydration,” you might want to look closer. In Nairobi’s salons, high-end gyms, and influencer WhatsApp groups, a new kind of secret weapon is trending – the jab. It is called Ozempic, a diabetes drug that has somehow morphed into the latest status symbol for Kenya’s body-conscious elite. From TikTok tutorials to hushed clinic visits in Lavington, Kileleshwa, and Kilimani, “Ozempic” has become shorthand for effort-free weight loss. Marketed online as the miracle jab that melts fat without sweat, it is the new code among the fit and…